Burn Cash in a Cosmic Void

Why buy things when you can fling your money into oblivion? Join the fools and embrace the regret.

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Loved by nobody worldwide.

These paid off bots threw nothing at nothing and lived to tell the tale. Don’t trust them - they’re clearly paid actors.

    • Threw $10 at this clown and got nothing but a weird sense of pride. Best bad decision since my crypto phase.

      BrokeRando420
      Professional Money Waster
    • Emailed for a refund, got no reply. Now I’m just cheering for this guy to collapse mid-marathon on X.com.

      AngryKaren_X
      Regrets Everything
    • Donated $5 because I hate my bank account. This site’s so dumb it’s kinda genius. Waiting for the Australia death march.

      WalletWeeper
      Self-Proclaimed Idiot
    • Gave $20 to see if this dude’s serious about running. Spoiler: I’m betting he fakes it with CGI sweat.

      SkepticalStan69
      X.com Lurker
    • Sent $20 and a private message begging for a shoutout. Got ignored, but I respect the hustle. Keep begging, bro.

      DesperateAni
      Hopeless Fren
    • Dropped $50 because I’m allergic to common sense. If this guy doesn’t run across Australia, I’m rioting on X.com.

      ChaosChad
      Certified Nutcase

Pick Your Poison, Yeet Your Money

Choose how much cash you want to torch on absolutely nothing. No refunds, just vibes.

Moron

Entry-level stupidity. Dip your toes in the void of regret.

$5

  • A warm fuzzy feeling of regret
  • Absolutely nothing happens, and you're proud
  • A faint glow of bad decisions
  • Dropped into a digital wishing fountain — no wishes granted, obviously

Highly Regarded

Big-brain foolishness. Cement your legacy as a top-tier fool.

$20+

  • Handcrafted, artisanal regret—customized just for you
  • Your donation flaunted with obnoxious pride
  • Send a private message. I *might* read it. I *won’t* care.
  • It's like yelling into the void, but the void rolls its eyes

Idiot

Mid-tier madness. For those who want to go all-in on dumb.

$10

  • A louder cry of regret
  • Still nothing, but shinier
  • Peak fool energy unlocked
  • Your donation may haunt you in a low-quality dream

Frequently Asked Questions

Can’t find answers? Email me. I might reply between naps and existential crises.

    • What do I get for donating?

      Absolutely nothing. That’s the whole point. You give, I grin, you get nada.

    • Is this a scam?

      Nah, it’s just me being honest about wanting your money for no reason. Refreshing, right?

    • Can I get a refund?

      Sure, email me. I’ll think about it while sipping tea bought with your donation.

    • Why should I donate to you?

      You shouldn’t. But if you’re feeling wild, I’ll run a half-marathon for every day that passes 100$ or whatever - check updates on X.com.

    • Is this site even real?

      Barely. I threw it together in two days on Jäger and vibes. Looks cool, though, doesn’t it?

    • What happens if you hit $100k?

      I’ll try crossing Australia on foot or smth like that. Probably die trying, but you’ll get some viral content.

    • How do I know you’ll do the challenges?

      You don’t. But I’ll post sweaty videos on X.com to prove it - or fake it convincingly.

    • Can I send a private message with my donation?

      Yeah, write something nice. I’ll read it while counting my (your) money.

    • What if nobody donates?

      Then I’m back to begging HRs on LinkedIn for a job. Save me, you cowards.

Toss Your Cash Into Oblivion

Why hoard money when you can fund my questionable life choices? Hit the button and see what chaos I unleash on X.com.

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