Terms and Conditions

Last updated: July 25, 2025

Welcome to buyliterallynothing.com, where you pay for nothing and I cash in. Using this site means you agree to these terms. Don’t like it? Bounce.

The Deal

• You Get Nothing: Donations buy you zero. No goods, no services, just my smirk.
• Donations: Pay via Stripe ($5, $10, $20, or custom). Once it’s sent, it’s mine. Refunds? Maybe, if I feel like it.
• Private Messages: Send a note. I might read it. No guarantees on shoutouts.
• Donation Log: Amounts are public (no personal info). Don’t want it shown? Don’t donate.

Challenges

Throw enough cash, and I might do dumb stuff like run half-marathons ($100/day) or trek Australia ($100k). Follow X.com for proof—or my epic lies.

Your Responsibilities

• Don’t send illegal/gross messages. We filter, but if you sneak through, you’re liable.
• Be 18+ with cash to burn. Kids and broke folks, get lost.

Our Responsibilities

• We’ll try to keep the site up. It’s built on vibes, so no promises.
• We won’t leak data (see Privacy Policy). If we mess up, email us.

Liability

This is a joke. If the site crashes, you lose money, or hate my X.com posts, tough luck. We’re not liable for squat.

Changes

Terms might change. Check back or don’t—it’s your funeral.

Contact

Got beef? Email info@buyliterallynothing.com. I’ll reply between existential crises.