Privacy Policy

Last updated: July 25, 2025

Welcome to buyliterallynothing.com, where your cash vanishes into my void. We barely collect data, but here’s the deal.

What We Collect

• Payments: Stripe handles your card info. We keep a payment ID to track donations and maybe refund you if you cry about it.
• Private Messages: Send a note with your donation? It’s stored in Firebase, just for me. If it’s illegal, you’re on your own.
• Message Filtering: An AI checks your messages for gross stuff. It sees the words, but we don’t save extra junk.

What We Do With It

• Payments: Stripe does the heavy lifting. We don’t touch your card deets.
• Messages: I read your notes for kicks. They stay locked in Firebase.
• Donation Log: Publicly show donation amounts (no names). That’s it.

Your Rights

Want your data or to delete it? Email info@buyliterallynothing.com. I’ll reply unless I’m napping. EU (GDPR) or California (CCPA) folks, you’ve got rights. I’ll comply, don’t make it weird.

Third Parties

• Stripe: Payment processing. See their Privacy Policy.
• Firebase: Data storage. Check Google’s Privacy Policy.
• AI API: Message filtering. We’ll update this if we pick one.

Security

Firebase security rules keep things tight. No promises, but we’re not clowns.

Changes

We might tweak this. Check back or don’t. Your call.

Contact

Questions? Email info@buyliterallynothing.com. Don’t expect a novel.